When searching for a guitar – a work colleague came across this ebay auction
You might think this is for a guitar…
ebay ->Gibson Les Paul Classic
Okay, in case the link dies – this is what it said
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PIECE OF KIT WHEN YOU ARE PERFORMING AT A GIG!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON 5 SHEATHS & 1 LEG BAG, ALL OF WHICH ARE HYGIENICALLY SEALED!!!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE PLAYING SOME OF YOUR BANDS BEST RIFFS & CHORD SEQUENCES – PERHAPS A LITTLE NERVOUS – JUMPING AROUND THE STAGE AND BEEN ABSOLUTELY DYING FOR A PEE?
YOU KNOW THAT A LITTLE WET PATCH WOULD BE HIGHLY EMBARASSING & GIVE YOUR DRUMMER SOME DESERVED AMMUNITION TO RIP WHAT P**S WAS LEFT……
SO HERE’S HOW IT WORKS
1 – PUT THE SHEATH ON YOUR PENIS EXACTLY LIKE A CONTRACEPTIVE CONDOM (EXCEPT THIS ONE IS SELF ADHESIVE, WHICH MEANS IT WONT COME OFF UNTIL YOU TAKE IT OFF).
2 – ATTACH THE LEG-BAG TO YOUR SHIN AREA USING THE STRAPS PROVIDED.
3 – CUT THE LEG-BAG TUBE TO THE CORRECT LENGTH LEAVING ENOUGH EXCESS SO YOU CAN BEND YOUR LEG WITHOUT PULLING THE SHEATH OFF, THEN SLIDE THE NEW CONNECTOR INTO THE TUBE.
4 – PLUG THE CONNECTOR INTO THE SHEATH – AND PEE!!!!!!